Superstar Spanker - whatever that means...
A bloke called Andy contacted us and suggested 'Superstar Spanker' as a t-shirt slogan - at first I just thought 'what the hell?' but after a while it grew on me, in part because of the ambiguity that at first put me off it!
After all, what exactly is a Superstar Spanker? Who knows... but I like to think of it as some kind of service one could provide at festivals for acts who step out of line...
I think it works particularly well on the ladis black t-shirt with a power reflex design... the guys glow in the dark is pretty cool too:






July 27th, 2007 at 4:05 pm
spanker noun 1 someone who smacks. 2 naut a fore-and-aft sail on the mizzenmast of a sailing ship that is used for taking advantage of a following wind. 3 colloq a horse or vehicle that travels at a good pace. 4 something that is considered a particularly fine, large, etc example of its kind • Mairi's new car's a real spanker.
July 27th, 2007 at 4:07 pm
OMG I'm shocked. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=spanker
July 27th, 2007 at 4:28 pm
"2 naut a fore-and-aft sail on the mizzenmast of a sailing ship that is used for taking advantage of a following wind."
This of course is the one we were referring to on the t-shirt.