A bloke called Andy contacted us and suggested 'Superstar Spanker' as a t-shirt slogan - at first I just thought 'what the hell?' but after a while it grew on me, in part because of the ambiguity that at first put me off it!

After all, what exactly is a Superstar Spanker? Who knows... but I like to think of it as some kind of service one could provide at festivals for acts who step out of line...

I think it works particularly well on the ladis black t-shirt with a power reflex design... the guys glow in the dark is pretty cool too:

YES! Exciting news - all our designs are now available in ultra cool BLACK.

For the blokes: Black with a glow in the dark design. Click here to see the glow in the dark t-shirts.

For the ladies: Black with a power reflex design (that's a cool highly reflective material!) Click here to see the ladies power reflex t-shirts.

Both the ladies AND the blokes t-shirts are 100% cotton and like all our designs they are 'plot printed', which gives high quality and high value printing results. The print is long-lasting and the colours will never fade.

The guys t-shirts are sturdy 185 g/m², 100% cotton, and double stitched classic cut.

The ladies t-shirts are supersoft 'Continental Classic Girlie' t-shirts and are made from interlocked combed cotton. This t-shirt is finely cut for women: not too tight and not too loose, with finely cut neckline and sleeves. 'Created by women for women'

We're all familiar with glow in the dark, but what the hell is power reflex? Well, here's a picture of power reflex in action - perfect for festivals!

The new black t-shirts are available for €22.90 plus delivery (delivery for one t-shirt in Ireland €3.50)

Click for more Ladies Power Reflex Black t-shirts...

Click for more Mens Glow in the Dark black t-shirts...

Then this t-shirt is especially for you. C'mon be honest - how many times has your mind wandered from where you are to how you will write about it when you get home and how many people will read about it, and how many comments you'll get, and so on...

I know because I'm guilty as charged

Click here to view colours and t-shirt styles and prices and all that malarkey.

A big thank you to Le Catch for sugesting this slogan! Check out Le Catch's own blog too, it's damn good.

Le Catch suggested this slogan in a comment on Jim Carroll's blog which is also excellent, and as I liked it a lot I said i'd try to do it. Well, it took me longer thanI had hoped but it has arrived.

Pity it wasn't ready for Glastonbury it sounds like they would have gone down a storm. Ha ha ha - storm, see what I did there... no? Nevermind.

Anyways, this latest FestivalShirts offering is, as usual available for the unbelievably reasonable price of €19.90 + p&p which means if you're ordering a t-shirt in ireland it will cost a grand total of a measly €23.40. Sure how many pints is that? I dunno, but it's not a lot of them!

Buy one now!

Go on, you know it'll rain.

New t-shirt design added to the shop - 'Naturally High. Honest."

this one hardly needs explaining - you could wear it as a genuine declaration, but I think really it's a case of the wearer protests too much, methinks.

If you like this one, you might also like these:

• Mucho Dancing Mucho Agua
• Don't take drugs. That's stealing.
• No point asking me I'm wasted.
• Hard Partying. It's no picnic.
• Talk me down.

Our latest FestivalShirt design is the perfect t-shirt to wear to a Festival. Or anywhere really, if you're the bedlamatic type.

Yes, i think i made up that word.

I know several people who this t-shirt would be perfect for. I won't name and shame in case they live timid Clark Kent type lives by day... I can see them now, finishing work and tearing off their shirt and tie to reveal this 'Pure 100% Bedlam' t-shirt, Superman-style!

Buy it now!

Want to be the envy of everyone at whatever festival you're going to this year? Buy our latest t-shirt. If anyone asks you for more information while you're wearing this t-shirt, smugly say 'that'd be telling.'

FestivalShirts is not liable for any injuries which may be incurred as a result of the above behaviour. Terms and conditions apply.

Last year at Electric Picnic, I don't know how many times I said this. Countless times. I imagine it's said gazillions of times at each festival worldwide.

So what's my point? Buy my latest t-shirt of course!!!!

let's face it, if you went last year, then you are destined to go around your music festival of choice muttering to anyone who will listen 'it's not as good as last year.'

Except now you can SAVE YOUR ENERGY! Buy the t-shirt, you won't have to utter a word. We've taken care of everything for you!

What more could you ask for?

Buy one now for as little as €19.90 plus P&P! Sure it's fer nuthin.

Yup yup, industrious little buggers that we are, we have added two new t-shirt designs.

• Don't take drugs. that's stealing.
• No point asking me I'm wasted.

That brings the total designs in our shop so far to TEN. Sure that's loads.

Rest assured though, we have many more on the way.

We've a good few we've thought up that we have yet to get into the shop.

The reason it takes time to get them into the shop is that each design has to be lovingly hand drawn by me, Frank.

And we're racking our brains constantly for more words to be putting on them.

Oh, hey - did you notice our cool timers in the sidebar? You can put them on your site if you want, just click here for details!